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Friday, June 15, 2012

On Ocelots

I heard this funny joke on the radio, but it's not very nice, so if you think you might be offended, just stop reading this post right now (Mom, that means you!).

Also, you may have heard this one before; apparently it's been around awhile, but I only just heard it.

Okay, so now that I've already ruined it with disclaimers, here it goes (Mom, this is your last warning; stop reading!)

How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tits a lot.

(Well, Mom, you can't say I didn't warn you.)

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