Submit to Indiana

Indiana Review's non-fiction submission "guidelines"  (by editor Justin Wolfe) are like none you've ever seen:

They begin, "Every representation is a failure in its own way." And get more obscure from there. And yet not. A favorite line of mine is "To reduce eye strain when using a computer for long periods of time, stare out a window at the most distant object possible."  Or "Most bronze statues are hollow."