Zany English on Japanese T-shirts

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I'm too shy to take pictures of random strangers' T-shirts, so I just jot down the nonsense passing as English emblazoned there, including line breaks.

I keep meaning to make a list but I jot the slogans down on random slips of paper and lose them before I ever get a chance to compile them.

So here's my pledge to enter T-shirt proclamations into this blog post within hours of seeing them, before I forget or lose my note to myself.

If you've seen some crazy Japanese T-shirts, feel free to add them in the comment section. Here's another I've seen recently:

Dwarf Bravery

Melting

 

 

 

Some of my favorites are those that approximate logical syntax, before veering off into the absurd, such as this one:

 

 

BLUE CROSS HAS ACTIVE FUNCTIONARY
WE ARE GOING IN SEARCH OF A GREAT PERHAPS.

 

 

Me too, I'm going in search of a great perhaps. Will report back.



10/7/13

Reporting back. Still haven't found the great perhaps, but did see this shirt while in pursuit:

Heaven knows

that you have

tired your best

 

 

Which is true, oh so true.