tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post2735487674093632195..comments2023-12-10T13:16:58.731+09:00Comments on Axis of Abraxas: A Poetry Blog: Ear GraffitiJessica Goodfellowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-41484667216886419942022-10-08T07:43:45.804+09:002022-10-08T07:43:45.804+09:00Haven't remembered to post anything here since...Haven't remembered to post anything here since before the pandemic, but today I misread 'deviation from the norm' as 'devastation from the norm.'Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-83599840197019161432019-04-26T14:32:50.247+09:002019-04-26T14:32:50.247+09:00wow, I haven't commented in almost a year. But...wow, I haven't commented in almost a year. But today I misread 'endgame' as 'edamame'!!!!Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-85478077071943979192018-05-20T07:06:04.645+09:002018-05-20T07:06:04.645+09:00Just misread this: “We have to learn how to live w...Just misread this: “We have to learn how to live with frailties. The best people I know are inadequate and unashamed.” —Stanley Kunitz with 'frailties' replaced with 'families' in my mind!<br />Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-57795729019402924652018-03-16T13:10:00.313+09:002018-03-16T13:10:00.313+09:00Misread a Facebook comment of "I want to drow...Misread a Facebook comment of "I want to drown my sorrows in a margarita" as "I want to drown my sorrows in marginalia."Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-56984488223121243932017-09-22T07:57:30.914+09:002017-09-22T07:57:30.914+09:00Three times I misread "Hither and yon" a...Three times I misread "Hither and yon" as "Hitler and yon" and thought to myself, that's not a very good pun. Because it wasn't A PUN!Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-39771335829338462932017-09-20T07:47:55.244+09:002017-09-20T07:47:55.244+09:00Misread 'unjuried art show' as 'uninju...Misread 'unjuried art show' as 'uninjured art show'.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-45989430833586491282017-06-09T16:49:10.773+09:002017-06-09T16:49:10.773+09:00Misread 'my beard growing greyer' as '...Misread 'my beard growing greyer' as 'my beard growing geyser'.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-87167586196779727922016-10-03T17:18:20.700+09:002016-10-03T17:18:20.700+09:00Just misheard 'his black tie unloosened' a...Just misheard 'his black tie unloosened' as 'his black tie lucent.' Once again, I like my version better.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-83301376880945770862016-06-24T21:27:06.433+09:002016-06-24T21:27:06.433+09:00Just misread 'answering the demands of cloud-b...Just misread 'answering the demands of cloud-based services' as 'answering the diamonds of cloud-based services.' I like my version oh so much better.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-28103696342121947422016-05-30T09:25:49.244+09:002016-05-30T09:25:49.244+09:00Just misread 'Marco Polo' as 'Macro Po...Just misread 'Marco Polo' as 'Macro Polo'. I CANNOT tell you how much this pleases me.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-2598559675006577592016-05-21T12:26:20.415+09:002016-05-21T12:26:20.415+09:00Just misread 'surgery' as 'sugary'...Just misread 'surgery' as 'sugary'.<br />Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-91317751465100526722016-03-19T07:55:30.209+09:002016-03-19T07:55:30.209+09:00My mind took the meme "throwback thurs" ...My mind took the meme "throwback thurs" and rearranged it to "throwback hurts"Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-82452273109088553212016-02-18T09:16:45.398+09:002016-02-18T09:16:45.398+09:00Misread "past the finish line" as "...Misread "past the finish line" as "past the finch line."Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-87008553605279193762016-02-11T08:56:32.583+09:002016-02-11T08:56:32.583+09:00When someone said "ineffable" for a mome...When someone said "ineffable" for a moment I thought he meant "in-F-able" as in not F-able.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-16726939098210060642016-02-10T13:37:15.739+09:002016-02-10T13:37:15.739+09:00Just misread my own blog entry title of "Prom...Just misread my own blog entry title of "Prompt-o-Rama" as "Puppet-o-Rama." Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-19628676180271392562016-02-01T09:22:53.103+09:002016-02-01T09:22:53.103+09:00Misread 'you are so multitalented' as '...Misread 'you are so multitalented' as 'you are so mutilated.' (The original comment was not directed to me, obviously!)<br />Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-87705246689356773582015-12-14T07:15:40.548+09:002015-12-14T07:15:40.548+09:00Just thought I read "How Buildings Learn,&quo...Just thought I read "How Buildings Learn," then thought to myself, Well, obviously that was supposed to be "How Buildings Lean" so I went back and checked, and no, it really was "How Buildings Learn." A book by Stewart Brand. I'm totally going to check this out!Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-57212813624845530662015-11-15T07:38:33.702+09:002015-11-15T07:38:33.702+09:00Just misread 'astray' as 'ashtray.'...Just misread 'astray' as 'ashtray.'Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-88986533549699507502015-11-05T08:26:35.404+09:002015-11-05T08:26:35.404+09:00Misread the title of Gabrielle Calvocoressi's ...Misread the title of Gabrielle Calvocoressi's poem " Praise House: The New Economy" as "Prairie House: The New Economy."<br />Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-14270799947798333012015-09-29T14:53:42.536+09:002015-09-29T14:53:42.536+09:00A telling mishearing:
Instead of hearing what was...A telling mishearing:<br /><br />Instead of hearing what was said, which was "Theory of Everything,"<br /><br />I heard, "Fear of Everything."<br />Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-6576070782257187282015-09-28T06:40:29.965+09:002015-09-28T06:40:29.965+09:00Reconnaissance Faire.
The'e'in Faire tel...Reconnaissance Faire.<br /><br /><br />The'e'in Faire tells you what it really read, doesn't it?<br /><br />Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-68562832995766058302015-08-20T11:11:09.935+09:002015-08-20T11:11:09.935+09:00Buddhists call grasses and other grass-like plants...Buddhists call grasses and other grass-like plants "graminoids".<br /><br />Or botanists, rather. Including Buddhist botanists.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-31628595214013462032015-08-09T10:56:48.027+09:002015-08-09T10:56:48.027+09:00Mis-Read this on HONY: "I belong to a very co...Mis-Read this on HONY: "I belong to a very conservative family, so I’ve been dealing with a lot of persimmon issues."<br /><br />Yes, right, it was "permission issues" not "persimmon issues" and it breaks my heart. Wish it were a persimmon issue.Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-42896349821821175552015-07-09T18:37:33.891+09:002015-07-09T18:37:33.891+09:00Misreading: "adult-sized restaurant bed used ...Misreading: "adult-sized restaurant bed used in New York insane asylum at the turn of the century" should have been "restraint bed"<br /><br />Mishearing: "image calorie" is what I heard; took me a moment to realize "image gallery"Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204727386532339291.post-22236141508573944402015-06-10T20:47:43.644+09:002015-06-10T20:47:43.644+09:00Misread "So rest instead in my brain's bo...Misread "So rest instead in my brain's bower" as "So rest instead in my brain's browser."Jessica Goodfellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561656986278259434noreply@blogger.com